Hi there, dear headache.
I know that you love me. I know you want to be with me, at all times and all places. Of all the nice people out there, you chose me. You have no reason to be with me, yet you are. Constantly. Oh, You love me so..
But, don’t you see? I hate you. I despise you and i can’t stand you. Its time you realize that its never gonna work out between us. Me, and you – not happening. Ever. So, its time you get over it. Move on. Find someone else. Stalk someone else. And leave me alone. Im better off without you. You make my life hell. Go away, right now. Please.