Between Me and Dad.

So well, everyone knows how awesome Dad is. And he's funny. So here are some random bits and pieces of my short senseless convo's with him. =p

convo # 1:

Dad : Parh nahi rahi ho aajkal.
Me : *putting on a shocked face* : Parh rahi hoooon baba.
Dad : Hmm. Tyaari kaisi hai?
Me : Mujhay nai Pata :\
Dad : Phir kis ko pata hai?
Me : Pata nai :\
Dad : Kyun pata nai?
Me : Bas na, pataa naiiiiiii.
*Dad looks at me like im crazy*

convo # 2 :

*Me sitting doing something, with my hair made up in a different way that i think looks nice on me*
*Dad enters and looks at me*
Dad : Ye baalon ke saath kia kiya hua hai?
Me : Babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


convo # 3 :

*Mom and dad come to pick me from my friends house. I enter the car*

Me *loud* : HIIIIIIIIIII!
Mom : Hellooo.
Dad : Hiiii. Har waqt Hiiiiii. Jab bhi baaat karo, Hiiiii. Ghar aao, Hiiiii. Aik word seekh lia hai isnay Hii Hiii karti rehti hai. aur kuch nahi bolti.
Me and Mom : LOL. :\

convo # 4 :

Dad : Acha jaao, doodh aur shehed le ke aao.
Me : Babaaaaa. Raat hai.
Dad : To kia hua raat hai. (Pretends he doesn't know what im talking about :p)
Me : Kitchen main naiii na, please. cockroach =\
Dad : To kia hua cockroach hai to ? (Again pretends he doesn't know what im talking about :p)
Me : Pata hai naa apko. S1 se kahain meray saaath aaye.
Dad : To kia kehta hai cockroach? Apna kad dekho aur cockroach se darna dekho.
Me : Kad se kia hota hai.
Dad : Jaao, jaldi se laao. Garam kar ke.
Me : :(
* i obey*


Convo # 5 :

*Dad calls at the ptcl number for something. I pick up*

Me : Hello?
Dad : Hello..
Me *business like tone* : Jee, Asalamualaikum, aap kaun baat kar rahay hain?
Dad : Pagal baat kar rahi ho?
Me *indifferent* : Aap kaun baat kar rahay hain?
Dad : Main aa ke batata hoon kaun baat kar raha hoon.
Me : hahahah. HI!


The End.

P.s. My dad's a very serious person btw. Seriously.