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Saturday, August 25, 2012

Every time it rains.


If I were a poet, I would write a poem every time it rained.
If I were a dancer, I would dance every time it rained.
If I were a musician, I would compose a song every time it rained.
If I were a painter, I would paint a masterpiece every time it rained.

If I were the head of a cannibalistic tribe, I would offer a human sacrifice every time it rained.
If I were a serial killer, I would plot a murder every time it rained.
If I were a robber, I would plan a master theft every time it rained.
If I were a prison warden, I would come up with a new way to torture my inmates every time it rained.


But.

I'm Me. And I sit on my porch and write shit on my phone every time it rains.

4 comments:

A. Zahra said...

The first quatrain is good. The second- not so much :/

You are a poet in some form then.

stutidhyani.com said...

So sweet :-)

-Stuti

The Me. said...

That wasn't really meant to be a poem. Cuz i don't like poetry. :/

thanks though. :p

jnana said...

Rain makes me sad and nostalgic, never driven me to do anything...

New to your blog and liking it :)