Stalking someone online with s2:
Me: man, marry him. He's your t
S2: hahah. He does write good.
Me: i know. Marry him.
S2: but he looks too young.
Me: but he isn't.
S2: yaar. Koi goatee type rakh leta to phir bhi.
Me: Haan to kher hai. Tum rakhwaa lena na.
S2: hahahaha. Ok. :)