Here's what r2 (roommate) thinks of me:
*'you're the most ridiculous person i've ever met. You should know that'
*r2: you're such a chiiiild
me: you're such a mom. I'm sad for you.
*To r1: 'WHERE did you find this girl?'
*'What are you?'
*'You look like a chinese cat'
*'Your mom called you a sensible bachi. Hahah. Why did she say that? How could she say that? I find it funny'.
*'A, you are a perfect baby'
*'A, aap aik bachi hainnn'
*'isko please koi baahar dustbin main phenk aaye'.
*r2: Why is that place so messy?
me: because three people were sitting there a while ago.
r2: But only the place where you were sitting is messy. What does that indicate?
me: that you're not a good mommie.
me: and you failed to clean up after your baby. :)
r2: *goes and cleans up the mess*
*r2: Are you trying to threaten me?
me: I'm not trying. I am threatening you.
r2: okay, you win.