Between Me and Dad.

So well, everyone knows how awesome Dad is. And he's funny. So here are some random bits and pieces of my short senseless convo's with him. =p

convo # 1:

Dad : Parh nahi rahi ho aajkal.
Me : *putting on a shocked face* : Parh rahi hoooon baba.
Dad : Hmm. Tyaari kaisi hai?
Me : Mujhay nai Pata :\
Dad : Phir kis ko pata hai?
Me : Pata nai :\
Dad : Kyun pata nai?
Me : Bas na, pataa naiiiiiii.
*Dad looks at me like im crazy*

convo # 2 :

*Me sitting doing something, with my hair made up in a different way that i think looks nice on me*
*Dad enters and looks at me*
Dad : Ye baalon ke saath kia kiya hua hai?
Me : Babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


convo # 3 :

*Mom and dad come to pick me from my friends house. I enter the car*

Me *loud* : HIIIIIIIIIII!
Mom : Hellooo.
Dad : Hiiii. Har waqt Hiiiiii. Jab bhi baaat karo, Hiiiii. Ghar aao, Hiiiii. Aik word seekh lia hai isnay Hii Hiii karti rehti hai. aur kuch nahi bolti.
Me and Mom : LOL. :\

convo # 4 :

Dad : Acha jaao, doodh aur shehed le ke aao.
Me : Babaaaaa. Raat hai.
Dad : To kia hua raat hai. (Pretends he doesn't know what im talking about :p)
Me : Kitchen main naiii na, please. cockroach =\
Dad : To kia hua cockroach hai to ? (Again pretends he doesn't know what im talking about :p)
Me : Pata hai naa apko. S1 se kahain meray saaath aaye.
Dad : To kia kehta hai cockroach? Apna kad dekho aur cockroach se darna dekho.
Me : Kad se kia hota hai.
Dad : Jaao, jaldi se laao. Garam kar ke.
Me : :(
* i obey*


Convo # 5 :

*Dad calls at the ptcl number for something. I pick up*

Me : Hello?
Dad : Hello..
Me *business like tone* : Jee, Asalamualaikum, aap kaun baat kar rahay hain?
Dad : Pagal baat kar rahi ho?
Me *indifferent* : Aap kaun baat kar rahay hain?
Dad : Main aa ke batata hoon kaun baat kar raha hoon.
Me : hahahah. HI!


The End.

P.s. My dad's a very serious person btw. Seriously.

ting.

Alright so, people, S2, is officially 'M.B' now okay? I feel more comfortable with this. AND. Im so glad she commented on my blog. Oh wait. Dad calling. Oh. Man. woot. He wants me to go sit downstairs, the house is empty. So.
Ill write in later.

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Dad brought two things for me today.

 

Yep. I feel invincible.

Wandom.

Have you ever jumped into water from a height without holding your nose?
I have.
The water goes straight to your head, and you become limp. After floating around for a little while.
It gets okay.
Enjoy.


And a very Happy Birthday to Beach :D

4:34 am.

So like the white area in my eyes, i.e, the cornea, actually has streaks of red right now. Lack of sleep. Umm, rather, stupid sleeping routine. Plus, a lot of monitor-staring.

=(

Physics is like the longest subject ever! Oh God..

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My eyes are like balloons. Eyes become balloons, when 1) You sleep alot, or 2) You cry alot. But i didn’t do any of that stuff, so i guess the balloons are just imaginary.

Phy-sick-s.

.. is going on. Stupid fat Effesy books.

… + coffee.

+ stupid derivations at 5 am.

Exams.

So.
Exams. After a week.
Dread. Taking. Over.
And guilt! And Dread. And fear.

...

Asalamualaikum.

I had tea again today. In the morning. It was alot better than the first time i drank it.
Alright so i dont hav my glasses right now and i really dont know what im typing. I cant see.
Im blinf. Blind as a bat.
+___+


Later:

OmG omG . On the terrace. i hear two cats. and a crow and screams and fights and omG what not. Its quite disturbing. One cat is making evil noises. Must go and check!
back. No i cant see them. I still can hear them. I hate cats ALOT. They're so evil and they always want to be pampered. EW.

Later:

I just realized that i raise my eyebrow alot. Even though i dont really know how to. I first lower one eyebrow, then raise the other one, so that in comparison, it looks properly raised. I can hear a dog barking outside. I hope he ate the screaming cat.